I said veganism, not cannabalism

The jackasses who rolled their eyes at me when I announced my plan to go vegan for the next two weeks can now wipe the smirks off their faces -- you know, along with Thanksgiving's turkey grease.

In the past week: I've lost 3 pounds and the excess puffiness, developed a much more appropriate appetite, have gotten complimented more than once on my slimmer looking figure, gained more energy, and became more excited about meal choices. Plus, this is the kind of stuff I get to eat:

Pecan granola with vanilla soy milk and berries

Thank you, Oprah!